I’ll try to update this relatively often.

• I’m John
• I’m old enough to be legal, but young enough not to care.
• Ask me questions. We likes questions, yes we does, precious.
• My favorite food is cow meat
• My favorite color is dark green
• I can’t live without coffee
• I can’t live without people
• I love meeting new people
• I reblog everything I absolutely can’t live without.
• The definition of “everything I absolutely can’t live without” changes minute to minute.
• I adore Allie Brosh
• I have a lot of nicknames, most of which I detest.
• I love turtles.
• I’m obsessed with tattoos.
• I’m obsessed with fire. It’s…so…pretty…
• I’m straight (Being with another guy wouldn’t work for me personally, but hey, if you like it, who am I to judge?), but I support gay rights. Or something like that.
• This Tumblr’s about everything. I have a lot of conflicting interests/desires/needs; most of them bleed through in some form or fashion. Unless you’re just like me (which you’re not; I can guarantee that), you won’t find every post to your liking. Some material is definitely NSFW/R/18+.
• I post porn a lot. Deal with it. I USED to post a lot of softcore porn. Nowadays it all gets sent over to setfiretoallthethings. See my rant about said topic here.
• I haven’t taken many pictures of myself.